{"product_id":"banana-switchblade-3d","title":"Banana Switchblade - 3D","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBanana Switchblade – The Ultimate Peel-and-Stab Novelty Toy 🍌🗡️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTired of ordinary fidget toys? Peel back the ordinary with this wildly absurd \u003cstrong\u003eBanana Switchblade\u003c\/strong\u003e — the world's most potassium-packed automatic opener!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhat looks like a perfectly innocent, curved yellow banana is actually a single-action, 3D-printed karambit-style switchblade toy. Slide the hidden mechanism and — \u003cstrong\u003eSNAP!\u003c\/strong\u003e — the \"blade\" dramatically ejects from the peel in one satisfying motion. Push it back to reset and do it all over again. No springs, no metal parts, no sharp edges — just pure chaotic fun engineered entirely from durable, vibrant PLA (or your favorite filament color).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll go bananas for it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious disguise\u003c\/strong\u003e — Sits innocently on your desk, in your bag, or next to the fruit bowl until you unleash the surprise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmooth flick action\u003c\/strong\u003e — Single-action deployment for that addictive \u003cem\u003eclick-clack\u003c\/em\u003e satisfaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3D-printed precision\u003c\/strong\u003e — Every curve, seam, and peel texture is meticulously detailed for maximum realism (until you flick it open, of course)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect conversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e — Gag gift, stocking stuffer, white-elephant winner, or the ultimate \"because I can\" desk toy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafe \u0026amp; silly\u003c\/strong\u003e — Completely dull \"blade,\" no sharp parts, designed purely for laughs and fidget fun (not actual defense — sorry, fruit ninjas)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClosed length: ~5–6 inches (compact banana size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeployed length: ~7–8 inches of glorious absurdity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: High-quality PLA (lightweight, durable, eco-friendly vibes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Classic Banana Yellow (with subtle peel shading) or custom requests available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-assembled \u0026amp; post-processed for smooth action right out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWarning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, confused friends\/family, and a sudden urge to say \"knife to meet you\" way too many times. Not recommended for serious self-defense (unless your attacker is severely allergic to dad jokes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGrab yours before someone else goes ape over it. 🍌💥 Limited batches — once they're gone, they're gone (unlike actual bananas).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd to cart if you're ready to bring the peel-est chaos to your life.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🗡️🍌\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PrintsCharming","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47857719246986,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/4964\/8778\/files\/BananaSB2.jpg?v=1774254864","url":"https:\/\/printscharming00.myshopify.com\/products\/banana-switchblade-3d","provider":"PrintsCharming","version":"1.0","type":"link"}